Say NO !

The Art of being disgusting

Art doesn’t have to be always about beauty and good things . it’s simply about how perfectly you can manage certain matter .

I didn’t try any of these ways .. Well not all at least .. try it on your own risk

Spit in Your Friends Coffee and Make Sure they see that .

Pick your Nose While eating .

Make sure some one sees you eating in the bathroom .

Eating food on the ground works like magic .

Cough in friends dinner .

Find some dog crap and step on it .. now you literally smell like shit .

Eat Ants !

If it happened and you Felt nausea and vomiting Don’t run to the bathroom ... Do it on the Couch .

When it comes to elevator time .. stand in the center and make your thing .. [ Make sure they hear and SMELL it ] .

The previous Tip can actually work in any place .

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Since many windows users out there had bad experience with Vista, they startted looking for other Alternatives, most likely Mac or Linux... Today, Ubuntu has MORE than 6 million users and hundreds of people start using Ubuntu everyday... other distributions such as Gentoo, Slackware, Fedora..etc got popular as well... Is it because Vista sucks or because Linux improved a lot? I started wondering so I asked "Pro Windows" users who used linux like 5 years ago or so (not anymore, they stopped after their horrible experience in 5 years) and told them to use Ubuntu 8.04.1 LTS for 3 days and I wanted to know their experience with it, and here's what they said EXACTLY* (we like to be honost with our readers)

Person #1* : "I only accepted to do it because I had nothing to do when I come from work... Instillation was easy, pretty fast as well, and it has more programs than it did before! The only thing missing is Quicken! I need Quicken to manage my business!!! Otherwise, it really improved a lot"

Person #2* : "I thought Linux didn't change at all, I thought that they just added few features and programs BUT I WAS WRONG! It has everything I need such as Mozilla Thunderbird, Mozilla Firefox, xchat, OpenOffice and many programs! But, even though I decided to use Ubuntu as my main OS, I must have Windows in my computer, even if I barely use it!!"

NOTES:

1) Person #1 actually did useed linux in 6 years, not 5 ; BUT person #2 didnt use linux in 4 years..

so, 4+6 = 10 / 2 = 5 years (thats how I did it, if you wonder)

2) I used "Person + #" becuase they didn't want to reveal their names

3) Even though I pasted what they wrote, I actually corrected some grammar/spelling mistakes, otherwise I pasted what they said