A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer, " This is the dumbest kid in the world ". Watch while I prove it to
you.

The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, " Which do you want, son? " The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.

What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ’That kid never learns!’

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.

Hey, son, May I ask you a question?

Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?’

The boy licked his cone and replied, " Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over! "


Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool
of yourself.